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How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
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What’s that sound?
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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
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The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...