Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...