Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...