Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!