Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...