What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Famous Beer Quotes!
Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...