AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...