Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...