Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...