I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....