Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...