If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...