The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...