a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...