The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.