Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!