Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.