How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
If IBM ran Christmas…
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Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Acronyms
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Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Automotive horror
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Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...