Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...