Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...