A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...