Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!