Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...