Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...