Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...