play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...