What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...