Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)