Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...