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This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
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A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
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The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
The Golden Urinal
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
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|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...