Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...