imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...