Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...