Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...