The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...