Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.