Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...