Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...