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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...