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Elephants
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Tuns of Puns! Part I
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How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Chicken jokes 03
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A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
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You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...