Santa Hates Your Kid
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A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...