Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...