If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...