Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...