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A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
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Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
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In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...