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Blond medical terminology
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
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What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
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Daylight Savings Time Reform
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An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
New Virgin
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During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...