King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...