Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...