Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....