My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!