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Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Farm jokes 06
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Dog Property Laws
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What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...