Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...