Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...