How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.